The following is a satirical look into what is REALLY being said when a Liberal speaks. Although the dialogue itself is a parody the content is so close to the reality it is downright scary that anyone actually supports these yahoos! Without further adue...
"Ladies and Gentleman, allow me to introduce to you the master of extortion, the King of corruption, and one of the greatest money launder's of our time...the less then honorable former Prime Minister, Jean Chretien!"
(phony applause) Jean Chretien:"Tank you, tank you veddy much. Eet iz grate too be ere wit chew tooday. Wit anudder eelection a round da corner I know dat da peepoll of Canaduh wheel be once again dere for da Liberal partee of Canaduh to poot uz back where we belong."
" I muss say dat az a former Prime Minister I wuz so grateful for da lack of memoree dat my fellow Canadianz ave. Moss governments would not have gottin pazz da first term in office after da billion dollarz boondoggle. Instead, you allowed uz tree more terms. Dis after da likes of da $2 billion dollarz gun registry, da tax on tax of gazzoleen, da guttin of our hellt care syztum (I ave a pryvate doctoor anywayz), and of courze da adscam scandal. A few million of your tax dollarz well spent for da cause of national unitee. OK a qaurter of a billion but zat iz nutting compared to what could ave been had we lost Qeebeck. Den whooz butt would we have to kizz?"
"I am zo glad you people are such imbeeseels when it comes to your patetic memoreez. I akchewallee fooled you back in ninety tree when I said dat I wood eeliminate da GST. Heh heh..I wuz juss joking you morons. But you still bought into it and put me into 24 Sussex. For dat I tank you as well. But letz not forgett how well I managed your munee Canaduh. While our mazzive militaree were off on one of deir manee pisskeeping missionz wit deir boken uh..uh..what do you call dem? Oh yeah, deir broken helleecopterz, I wuz able to fly around da world in my new challenger jetz and pretend to be on fact finding missionz. Tanks to your small brainz and even smaller memoreez, Canaduh, da Liberal partee can look forward to manee more yeerz in power."
Now allow me to introduece to you da fewture of Canaduh, dis is my brudder Mr. Ditherz. Das Paul for dose who don't know dat.
ann my udder brudder Mr. Ditherz #2. Das Jack, again, for dose who don't know.
Togedder deeze two wheel be unstoppable. Oh sure needer of dem can make up deir mind. One day Jack iz yelling and pointing fingerz at da corruption, den he propz da government up, den he goez back to akuzationz all over again. In dee end hee wheel crawl back into bed wit Paul. Dey are two of a kind. But daz OK beecauze I know dat no mattur how bad dey govern dey can still count on you support in da next eelection."
"In fact you shood ave seen da look on Paulz face whenI told im juzz how stoopeed da voterz of Canaduh are."
"Wedder da eelection eez called two day or nexx yeer, heee wheel still be da top dog. Tank you Canaduh for allowing dis government to soak you four azz long azz we ave. We hope to not let you down in da future. On voting day remember should you suddenlee ave a memoree of some of da tings dat have gone on wit da Liberals dat maybee you don't like. Maybee you want to vote for da conservateeves keep in dat pee brain mind of yourz dat dey are da ones wit da evil and dark hiddan agendaa. Remember, a voat for da Liberal partee is a vote for tyrannical dictatorship...uh...uh..I..uh..meen DEEMOCKRASEE! Soo juzz forget about da pazzt and look to da future. I tank you." (more phony applause)
So goes the world of Canada. When the time comes for accountability we can all count out Onatirio. For some reason they are content with continous lies, corupption, and deception. How unfourtunate and how predictable. Bring on the Western Block. Until next time...
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